The Billyunaire

I really have a hard time wasting food.. that may account for my overweightedness (points for making up a word!). Today... I woke up late and had to rush out the door, while scrambling to get ready I realized that my clock was 20 mins fast due to our recient power outage. Even with a 20 minute difference I was still running later than my normal schedule. I realized that I needed to grab some lunch so what other than some tasty instant oatmeal! I got to my car and found out that my starter who waged war with me about a year ago gave up!!! I was so excited!! I had finally won the battle I killed my starter! After realizing the consequences of not having a starter I had to drive to work in the beater (there really isn't a better name for it, but Rachel and I still love it as though it was our own). That was my morning. Now back to food... After eating my wonderous lunch of Cup-a-noodle and blueberry's and cream instant oatmeal I was informed of some pizza that was up for grabs without even thinking I had polished off 3 pieces. Now after eating the pizza I thought (tip: think before you eat) Did I really need to eat that pizza? Nope.. I sure didn't but I did. There was actually 2 pieces left when I left the room that the pizza was in and I really wanted to take those with me. As I sat down at my desk I realized that I didn't really even want to eat pizza but I had to because #1 It was free, #2 It was free, #3 I didn't want someone else to have it, #4 I didn't want it to go to waste. This is really sad. I'm full.