Guys, I was researching Area 51 today and guess what I found out? The closest city to Area 51 is Rachel, NV! Check this out, Rachel is located on Extraterrestrial Highway! Do you know what this means? I hope you have drawn the connectino already - MY WIFE RACHEL... IS FREAKIN ALIEN!
I have yet to have the opportunity to interview her but I know once I do, I'm gonna learn some stuff. And when I do... I will know more about aliens then you do.
Nuff said.
I have yet to have the opportunity to interview her but I know once I do, I'm gonna learn some stuff. And when I do... I will know more about aliens then you do.
Nuff said.
3 comments:
I think as long as Rachel's last name isn't "Nevada", you're in the clear. :)
No, ignore what Krista said. I have long suspected that Rachel is an alien and this only confirms my suspicions. You might want place some sort of tracking device in one of her many trendy bags.
LIES! I am no ALIEN! But i do appreciate the comment about my 'many trendy bags'. Frankly If i were an Alien I would totally find a way to get all the bags I want for free. Therefore overwhelming my closet with purses. :-)
Case Closed!
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